penguin god

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1cripplingdepression1 is penguin god

by Crippling depresion July 24, 2018

Penguin

A small aquatic mammal that can launch nuked out of its feathers

Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.

by SystemOverload February 5, 2019

Pulling a Penguin

When someone randomly screams and scares everyone around them due to excessive fangirling

I had a literal heart attack because Nina started pulling a penguin

by Dr Bradygon February 9, 2019

university of penguins

The collective noun for a group of penguins. Synonym of rookery, colony and huddle

‘As we can see, the university of penguins is now crossing the Ronne Ice Shelf in pursuit of warmer weather’

by Martin Russell October 2, 2018

Club penguin memes

A bunch of cancer

Oof club penguin memes

by Heavyhippooooo June 3, 2018

Penguin

A wannabe gangster who wears their pants so low that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.

by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018

midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin

SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin

by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018