paradox

When you want/expect something to happen, but it never does.

Mike - "I was sure I would get a girlfriend last weekend. Sadly, it was a paradox".

by Saint BB September 28, 2020

Dirty Paradise

A Dirty Paradise is when, after a night of sex, you pee on the fridge and you leave before your partner wakes up.

Jo did a dirty paradise to Tony !

by fourtwenty420 January 28, 2009

CK Paradox

When your bank/credit union/etc. charges you for not having enough money in your account. Named for the famous bit by stand-up comedian Louis CK.

"I ran into the CK Paradox today, after I paid my rent"

by NoMoney July 13, 2012

Shade (Kaiju Paradise)

Shade (Kaiju Paradise) Is A Gootraxian From Kaiju Paradise, If The Name Is Not Very Obvious. Shade Wears Some Shades

(If Anything, The Shades Don't Make You Look Cool, They Just Make You Shade (Kaiju Paradise), And Wearing The Glowing Shades Just Make No Difference Beside You Glow)

P1: Hey These Shade Look Cool
P2: Don't Wear Them Make You Shade (Kaiju Paradise)
P1: Ok

by Random Person On UD April 12, 2022

Paradoxing

Verb form of paradox

I was paradoxing my sentences all day long.

---It is very true that all I do is lie--

by huthutllll January 14, 2009

Paradoxin

Used in Procrastinol overdoses. Encourages subjects to believe that ambition is futile.

I got totally wired on Procrastinol and nearly did something. Two Paradoxin and I was fine.

by Poopwords January 10, 2019

Paradox of Freedom of Speech

The Paradox of Freedom of Speech or Paradox of Free Speech states that if a society has unrestricted freedom of speech, its ability to have unrestricted freedom of speech is going to normalize prejudices, discrimination and hate speech and eventually being seized or destroyed by the prejudiced, intolerants and discriminatory people. This paradox is considered an evolution of the Paradox of Tolerance, and it is used mainly for study how mass media, internet and videogames actually normalize prejudices, discriminations and hate speech.

"An example about how the Paradox of Freedom of Speech actually works is that Trump got his Twitter account deleted, it opens the discussion about the paradox of freedom of speech and the paradox of tolerance, both together as one."

"It's a big issue to discuss about the paradox of freedom of speech, since we cannot control hate speech, prejudices, discriminations and intolerances that easy, it would be necessary more deep studies about how to fight those without become absolutist or something like that."

by Full Monteirism January 10, 2021