Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
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A medical condition where one feels a deep existential despair, typically as a result of spending too much time on an unfulfilling/ false pursuit of happiness whilst neglecting meaningful pursuits.
pseudo: False
eudaimonia: Greek for "happiness"
osis: Abnormal condition
A medical condition where one feels a deep existential despair, typically as a result of spending too much time on an unfulfilling/ false pursuit of happiness whilst neglecting meaningful pursuits.
pseudo: False
eudaimonia: Greek for "happiness"
osis: Abnormal condition
Ex: “Todd spent his whole life getting rich and neglecting his family. He now has trouble finding meaning in life and slumps around with a serious case of pseudoeudaimoniosis”
Ex: “Doctor, I always thought I would be happy when I could afford a Lamborghini. Now that I can, I just feel empty inside because I’m 63 and haven’t done anything meaningful with my life”
“Sir, I think you have pseudoeudaimoniosis”
Ex: “Doctor, I always thought I would be happy when I could afford a Lamborghini. Now that I can, I just feel empty inside because I’m 63 and haven’t done anything meaningful with my life”
“Sir, I think you have pseudoeudaimoniosis”
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After his buddies pulled him away from the big bruiser, he pseudominated with some seriously fierce talk.
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A medical condition where one feels a deep existential despair, typically as a result of spending too much time on an unfulfilling/ false pursuit of happiness whilst neglecting meaningful pursuits.
Known treatments (3): meditation, logotherapy, psychedelics
A medical condition where one feels a deep existential despair, typically as a result of spending too much time on an unfulfilling/ false pursuit of happiness whilst neglecting meaningful pursuits.
Known treatments (3): meditation, logotherapy, psychedelics
Ex: “Todd spent his whole life getting rich and neglecting his family. He now has trouble finding meaning in life and slumps around with a serious case of pseudoeudaimoniosis”
Ex: “Doctor, I always thought I would be happy when I could afford a Lamborghini. Now that I can, I just feel empty inside because I’m 63 and haven’t done anything meaningful with my life”
“Sir, I think you have pseudoeudaimoniosis”
Ex: “Doctor, I always thought I would be happy when I could afford a Lamborghini. Now that I can, I just feel empty inside because I’m 63 and haven’t done anything meaningful with my life”
“Sir, I think you have pseudoeudaimoniosis”
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Pronounced: soo-dess-ee-cut
Pronounced: soo-dess-ee-cut
"I was going to cut through the woods to get to school faster, but the trail was so windy and difficult to navigate that it was actually a pseudesicut!"
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