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Platyplasty

A form of plastic surgery in which a man attaches a duck-bill to his dick and a beaver tail to his balls.
Celeste: "Hey Cody, i really enjoyed your platyplasty last night"

Cody: "Yea sorry about the tail-to-your-testicles incident"
by Perry the Platypus March 7, 2009
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wacker plate

A derogatory term used for blacks and asians and all other ethnic minorities with lots of children with black/yellow/caramac skin.
did you see that wacker plate wack that yellow kid then, or its full of wacker plates round ere, that wacker plate stole my wacker plate, them wacker plates next door are so noisy, your not marrying a wacker plate, did you see that wacker plate get squashed of a bus, wacker plate ice cream man i dont think so,
by spellbunk August 19, 2009
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facebook license plate

The name for the little box on Facebook below everyone's profile picture. This space is generally used for recent quotes or inside jokes.
No one knew what to call that little facebook box, so now we just call it the Facebook license plate
by Sober Summer June 25, 2010
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plates

Alternative version of ping-pong. Played with plastic or syrofoam playes instead of paddles. Can be played with any number of players who take turns rotating around the standard doubles ping-pong table.
I can't wait until camp when I can stay up until 5 a.m. playing plates.
by alice( in )wonderland August 9, 2006
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Platypussy

referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina
"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"
by Bre and someone November 7, 2009
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squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).
I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.
by danish nightmare February 26, 2009
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Plat

A story in which the entirety of the "plot" is to get two characters - who normally may or may not get along - together to have sex. Usually yaoi or yuri.
This doujinshii has a plat.
by Kripesia October 24, 2008
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