dilf patrol

When you go on the hunt for a dilf (dad i’d like to fuck) <—accurate definition right there guys.

Linda: Hey Stacey! What are you doing?
Stacey: Well im bored so im on dilf patrol
Linda: Ohhh ok, good luck finding one!

by Cockcracker December 29, 2021

Snow Patrol

When a park ranger finds the body from an avalanche and uses it for sexual gratification.

Had a proper "snow patrol" last night, can't believe the amount of snow I had to dig through.

by Mr. Rogers's snow man August 11, 2022

Expecto Patronum

The spell a teenager over used. A simple spell that killed the great Lord Voldemort.

Harry Potter, "Expecto Patronum"

by Mrs. Malfoy September 5, 2022

Pete Pedro gang

Pete-PAYdro being the leader with his 2 other members abusing anyone on sight

I’m gonna get cigarred on after Pete-PAYdro gang shows up

Pete Pedro gang

by Horris Hank September 6, 2022

San Pedro

A place that has 1,000 of the loudest cars and bikes you could possibly imagine constantly driving up and down pacific. They’ll wake your napping/sleeping kids up and they’ll make your animals go primitive. If you’re retired or military and living on Ft Mac, Pacific Heights or Pacific Crest than you know these loud ass vehicles all too well. The culture out here is the cool looking, classic old cars but man oh man if you’re not into loud cars and bikes driving through all hours of the night this is place is gonna be a rude awakening for you.

You live at ft mac?

Yeah so?

Good luck with your kids sleeping a full night, that place is in San Pedro

by Oh3Janitor October 16, 2022

transition patrol

beutifull pruffencial bike

The transition patrol is so noice

by I like Turtlesssss November 16, 2022

Slave Patrol

Patrollers who monitor and enforce discipline against slaves in the U.S. Southern States.

The Civil War, which lasted four years, directly threatened the very existence of slavery and, in turn, slave patrols.

by Myuxieum January 15, 2023