Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow

I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!

by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008

Officer's kid

offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer(s) born before the said officer(s) enter training school. Not to be confused with officer's brat.

abbreviated O.K.

"Man I wish I was an officer's kid!"

"Yeah, I'm sure you'd enjoy getting moved every other year."

by placemat January 23, 2009

'office space' syndrome

'office space' syndrome is self-exonoration from social and/or work-related obligations arising from a increasingly disaffective attitude towards society, results from a change of plans after one wakes up, suddenly enlightened.

If you wake up one day and decide to quit your job and move to California to surf every day, you have 'office space' syndrome.

by Steven Kelly January 20, 2009

officeness

A conjunction of NBC's The Office and the word awesomeness. Easily used since The Office and awesome are synonymous.

Dude, isn't the Office premiering in two weeks? That is pure officeness.

by Sara McGillicutty October 28, 2008

office grizzle

When your in an office and a dude comes by and he smells like pussy and coffee.

Dude John says that you came into work yesterday smelling like the office grizzle.

by The lurk master May 23, 2014

office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.

Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'

by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014

Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.

Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.

by SatMisc November 21, 2013