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Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...
I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...
by Erika The Creator August 2, 2008
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Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle

This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant
dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg

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by Mentalmarkportseton September 7, 2012
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chicken noodle soup

false advertising.
the noodles are not made of chicken.
by diseased sheep June 24, 2006
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NooglePuffer

that nooglepuffer was walking down my street........
by adam Benker November 21, 2006
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noigler

That noigler got 15 of 'em yesterday.
by yurmum123 February 25, 2008
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crap noodles

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.
The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.
by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005
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Shit Noodle

Name for an ugly, loser who starts dating a really hot girl because she has settled for him and ends up thinking he's too good for her.
"I'm dating Jon, he might not be all that attractive but he's a super nice guy who's totally into computers."

*One week later*
"He's a super lame guy who ditches me on the daily"
….
"I'm dating a shit noodle"
(A conversation with yourself)
by PrettyLittleBryers October 1, 2014
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