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Squeaky Friends

Hey squeaky friends, want to play roblox?
by sora senpai September 9, 2020
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dumb friends

A group of people that get along well and will know nothing in the worldddd.
Yo those people together are suck dumb friends!
by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020
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Friend of Aslan

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.
It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.
by hlots11 December 26, 2011
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barcode friend

gtg, my barcode friend just texted me “i love you
by archie01 October 27, 2021
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Friend Stock

The more friends a person has on Facebook, the more they are worth in regards to their "friend stock".

to acquire high friend stock, you must be friends with people. More importantly, be friends with people that have lots of friends.

"Friend Stock" is similar to the business form of stock, in that you add people who are on the rise and drop people on the downfall.
"Wow, ever since Kyle's birthday showed up on the sidebar, his friend stock has skyrocketed!"

"Too bad for Kip though, he's on the downfall ever since he friended that loser with only 2 friends"
by woahitswes April 13, 2010
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Surface Friends

The state of being non-exclusive

State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches

Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends

Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary

-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging

-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"
Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?

Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities

Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked

Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends
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priority friend

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
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