Nerd Served

Being out nerded by any other nerd of a higher caliber. Very popular with computer programmers discussing their first computers and who's game is cooler, magic the gathering or dungeons and dragons.

Nerd Served
Nerd 1: I started programing on a sinclair zx80 the first week they where released.
Nerd 2: So what I was programming on the altair 8800 when you where still wearing diapers.

Bystander: You just got nerd-served!

by TooBusyTalkingToGirls March 17, 2010

Nervert

1.) an intelligent person who has been led astray morally
2.) a nerd who is a pervert
3.) a pervert who is a nerd

CP, the chemist who watches porn non-stop, is the biggest nervert alive.

by CommieKyle April 9, 2010

Nerd Mullet

A tech savy, high scoring, gaming individual who sports the classic Mullet style hairdo ie: Business in the front, Party in the back. But in this case: Geek in the front, Gamer in the back.

Tweedle Dee: Dude! You got your ass handed to you by that geek last night in World of Warcraft!
Tweedle Dum: Yeah, I should have been more careful man. I saw he was sporting the Nerd Mullet!

by Jaysjob April 16, 2010

nerdscure

"Nerdscure" is a combination of the terms nerd and obscure. It is used when talking about something relatively obscure to the casual nerd or perhaps even a top tier nerd (in other words depending on what level of nerd one is or one is talking with). If some decently factual objective nerd material is presented and it comes from a flexing of ones nerd cache muscle and it is met with a puzzled expression on the other persons face (that you are talking with)... than that is quite possibly nerdscure. Either that or it is just very casual level nerd material and you all are just not nerd enough. In which case you need to go see your local nerd-shaman and follow the advice to get you back on track.

american old school, analog, gaming console, minimalist-primitive, graphics appreciator 1 who plays atari 2600: Where's the CD-i, Amiga CD 32, FM Towns Marty and Apple Bandai Pippin? (I think my nerd is showing...)

american old school, analog, gaming console, minimalist-primitive, graphics appreciator 2 who plays atari 2600:

Oh ok wow tht FM Towns Marty was exclusively for the jap market. Very interesting nerdscure material. Well nerdscure for me i guess. I lost interest in video gaming after 1990.

by the growling moogs de dentron July 26, 2010

nerphin

1) the act of kidding
2) another way of saying nothing

Judy: You look nasty Lauren.
Lauren: Ok.

Judy: Just nerphin with you. Sort of.

by moniqwashaniqwa August 21, 2010

Nerds United

Term in High School when two nerds go out. Everyone is saying 'their sooooo cute', but are really looking at a seasoned Warhammer player with Dungeon Tan and a quiet girl with a backpack almost as high as her voice.

Two friends looking at nerds holding hands:

Girl says: awwwww soo cute, they make a great couple

Boy: Yeah, NERDS UNITED!!!!!!!!

by wannabekilla December 12, 2010

Nerd Surfing

Nerd Surfing is when someone (not necessarily a nerd) is surfing the internet, opening numerous, (generally informative) web pages. This includes sites such as Wikipedia. The essence behind nerd surfing is when the person sees a link(s) on one page, he/she opens the link 'in a new tab' or 'in a new window' and repeatedly does so until a chain of informative web pages are open all at once. This can often lead to a bizarre number of tabs being open, and can often create somewhat of a snowball effect.

Nerd Surfing is NOT when someone imitates surfing over a pile of upset nerds.

A - "What's that guy doing?"
B - "Oh, he's just nerd surfing the ScienceDaily.com"
A - "Dude...he has SO many tabs open!"
B - "I know right! That's some proper nerd surfing!"

by Dougsta001 September 16, 2010