rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003

mortlewad

When a man puts all of his dying energy into one final, powerful ejaculation.

Dude, after jimmy got shot in the chest, he TOTALLY gave sheleese a mortlewad. It tore her in half.

by george8888 December 14, 2005

mortonkiloinen

Mortonkiloinen on lämminhenkinen tervehdys joka voidaan esittää esimerkiksi aamulla töihin tultaessa.

Mortonkiloinen Kimi! Miten menee?

by NitaBS April 2, 2009

Mortal Pain

Mortal Pain is a post punk, industrial noise rock outfit formed in 1996 by consistent members John Stone and Dustin Portesi. Utilizing any and every means to achieve the bastardized auditory sound known as music, the group has, over the years, run into slight controversy as well as both shared the stage with and befriended industrial music forerunners KMFDM.

Did you hear the latest Mortal Pain? It was like listening to a jet engine starting up in the midst of a nuclear holocaust, and I loved it!

by Jasper Palmer July 7, 2009

mortadella pants

The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".

Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already

by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 3, 2010

Mortard

A spectacular combination of "moron" and "retard". Used only to describe the lowest of human filth. If you're called a mortard, you are basically worthless in the eyes of humanity. Originally created by the legendary J-dog F.

Joe: If I put a banana in water, will it explode?
Mike: Jesus you are a fucking Mortard.
Joe: Oh.

by SpectreLegion May 10, 2016

Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so weird

by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020