mid cheese missy

An occurrence when a hockey puck is shit from the half line and misses the net.

He ripped a mid cheese missy. What a failure.

by SpicyOiBoi October 24, 2017

manny in the mist

A manny usually seen in the mist blending in with his surroundings

oh fuck were manny in the mist go

by dank boi 310 November 27, 2018

The ol' Minty Stewart

A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.

1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)

Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)

Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"

by FriendWords December 3, 2018

Anti distinctly minty monetarism

Prince George's unsuccessful attempt to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" in the TV series "Blackadder the Third".

Anti distinctly minty monetarism is not the longest word in the English language

by Tunntsd March 9, 2019

blonderella and the 7 mistakes

Blonderella, a term used to define a short blonde female chihuahua. Also called Blondielocks.

Blonderella and the 7 mistakes. Go do the dishes.

by 74louise74 June 12, 2019

Valentine's mistake

Everyone born exactly 9 months after Valentine's day .Their birthday being November 14th

"hey you know Stephanie is a Valentine's mistake"
"She was born exactly 9 months after Valentine's"

by Tom-Ato October 28, 2019

Joel's Mistake

When someone loses their virginity to someone they don't love the first chance they get and feel like shit afterwards

Guy 1: Yo I just fucked this girl, she got the fattest ass
Guy 2: Ay man I hope you loved her cause you'll feel like shit afterwards. Some people call it "Joel's Mistake"
Guy 1: Why would I feel like shit after seein that cake jigglin
1 week later
Guy 1: Damn he was right fuck I feel like shit now

by Joel :| June 23, 2020