A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 20, 2022
by GhostGuy<3 November 07, 2021
This small man is a very sexy boy. His hair is soft and smooth and is pleasing to the eye. Although he can be a real dickhead, he is very funny. His jokes can make almost anyone laugh and is a real hit with the ladies. He loves video games and comic books.
Guy: Miles Bullock is soooo skux, except he was kind of a dick yesterday.
Girl: Yeah, but his hair is so nice.
Girl: Yeah, but his hair is so nice.
by brenno888 April 02, 2013
Person 1: "Hey, do you know what we are putting in today?"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"
by Thronley January 09, 2023
Get the Miles mims mug.
a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.
by Snow snowy snow November 24, 2022
Literally the saddest simp out there. All they do is sit around home, sleep, and complain about how depressed they are. They try to make music but it always sounds like shit
by BigBrollickBlackDude April 14, 2020