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Mentally Hilarious 

A 'better' alternative to using the word 'crazy' or 'insane' to someone. Or just a fun way to call someone crazy. Also, 'mentally jolly' can be used. From the Family Guy episode 'The Fat Guy Strangler'.
"Dr, is my brother really insane?"
"Mrs Griffin, we don't use the word 'insane', we prefer the term 'mentally hilarious'"
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Metal Gear 

A nuclear equipped walking death mobile.Origanally designed to shoot down nuclear missles.For defensive purposes of course
LIAR! I already know that Metal Gear is nothing but a nuclear equipped walking death mobil!
Metal Gear by (insert name here) October 13, 2003

funk metal 

A hybrid genre of funk and metal charactrezied by funk-like beats, metallic guitar riffs, prominent bass, and occasionally rap. Funk metal was created and rose to popularity on a timeline similar to that of grunge.
One of the earliest forms of alternative metal.

Examples: Rage Against the Machine, Faith No More, Living Colour, Primus, some Red Hot Chili Peppers, etc.
-This is good music. The bassline is complex and groovy but the guitarist is tapping and shredding like a madman.
-Yeah, that's funk metal.
funk metal by Smokey Q Rivers June 25, 2008

Metal Ear 

An acquired ability to decipher the lyrics of Metal singers without any trouble at all. Some Metalheads never acquire this ability, having to either resort to searching up the lyrics or making up their own. If you ask what the lyrics to a song are near a person with Metal Ear, you'll likely be regarded with disgust and maybe an exasperated answer.
Guy: Why are you even listening to this crap? I can't make out a word of it.
Metalhead: That's because you never listen to it, and you obviously don't have the Metal Ear.
Guy: You're lying, I bet you don't even know what they're saying.
Metalhead: Get out of my car. Now.
Metal Ear by Ravencloud September 26, 2009

metalhead nation

Metalhead nation, is a group of people who enjoy metal music such as Thrash, Viking, Black, Death and more. They are very nice even though looks can be deceiving. They are great friends. Not all believe in god, but they still dont worship satan.
I'm a part of the Metalhead Nation (MHN) and I'm proud.

A Plate of Metal Chips

The act of striking one's mouth in a violent manner whilst wearing knuckle dusters.
Mike: "Did you see what happened to him!"

Bob: "No what?"

Mike: "He got served A Plate of Metal Chips straight in the fuckin' mushky."

Slam Metal 

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Perhaps the most brutal form of music to ever exist in this universe, slam metal will violently and repeatedly rape your eardrums with heavy guitars, un-discernible brutal vocals, and hard hitting dual bass drum blast beats. It's not for everyone.

Famous quotes: "Behead those who insult slam"
Also known as:
Slamming brutal death metal, brutal slamming death metal, and slam death metal
"Damn this slam metal band is fucking brutal, Tom"
"Bob, slam is fucking horrible"
"Tom, you're just a pussy"
*Beheads Tom*