matthew

a horrible person who is part of the boisss and is a pathetic ,homophobic ,self obsessed dick

matthew by 1-2-3-4-10 February 7, 2021

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Matthew

The Matthew I know thinks it’s hilarious when you’re mad. The way he flirts with you is teasing and he LOVES to argue. He has a strong opinion about almost everything. He is a great friend and super easy to talk to. He’s tall with curly brown hair and bright blue eyes. He is super smart and likes to read. He’s the kind of friend you text for hours with, and are laughing the whole time. You have great inside jokes and tell each other your crushes. He is soooo stubborn and once he makes up his mind he doesn’t change it for the world. He loves to tease you, he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world and he is very loyal.

Matthew is cool!!

Matthew by Ejb081806 February 14, 2021

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Matthew

Matthew is one of a kind. He has Sandy blue eyes and is to DIE FOR! AND I MEAN TO DIE FOR! He’s a really fast runner and is most of the time thinking about this one girl, called Jess. Her actual name is Jessica but, people always call her Jess for short. Only when she’s in trouble she gets call, JESSICA!

Josh:Omg, Matthew isn’t that the girl Jess/Jessica I was talking about?
Matthew:Yeah, she’s amazing!

Matthew by The love at first sight February 14, 2021

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Matthew

Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.

FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.

Matthew by Probably not the shortest pot8 April 4, 2021