jivon Mathew

Jivon Mathew is a species of ape commonly found in the south of India it is sometimes friendly but only because it wants to steal peoples money and it thinks it is a smart funny ape but this ape is quite dumb and most animals stay away from it. Humans are petrified of this animals scary looks and yellow rotten teeth.this ape also does not get along with the yellow orangutan.

Andria:oh my god guys look
Achu:is that what I think it is
Amalu:goodness gracious me

Abia:AHHH SCARY
reetha: ITS JIVON MATHEW THE WEIRDEST KIND OF APE TO EXIST

by anamazingbigsister September 16, 2022

protestant mathematics

A collection of mathematical formulae which seem to be correct but they are not.

The formula (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 is a typical case of protestant mathematics.

by Virasoro-Shapiro amplitude November 24, 2022

manlet mathematics

The completely and utterly delusional, laughably pathetic and farcical method of calculation by which the petite and effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy unconscionably inflates his shamefully diminutive and dwarfish short stature.

Microscopic turbo-manlet: I'm 5ft4 - let's round that up to 5ft5. If I stand on my tippy toes, then I'm 5ft6. Plus, when I wear my favorite pair of high heels, I'm 5ft8. So that's basically 5ft10. If I now translate that into guy height, then I'm 6ft tall - finally a big boy (starts crying). Towering manmore: Just lol at you and your manlet mathematics. That's nothing more than spurious and elflike mental gymnastics. Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024

Christopher Matheo Willumstad

Stor chain rundt kuken og har alltid litt ost å spise under forhuden. Og karen like ralph lauren. Han eier også et kondomeri og bar, og har øyne over 1000 kondomer.

hey christopher matheo willumstad! you got some spare cheese?

by errevs January 2, 2024

Favorite Mathematician

This word is for the student who is the math teacher’s favorite student show this definition to you math teacher and that teacher has to give you good grades and do all of your work for you

He is my Favorite Mathematician

by Ashton H March 8, 2024

Jolly Mathew

A legend, a king, a hero. This man will lighten up the darkest of days.

Born to be superior. Is the superior.

Oh my, he's so brave. He's probably a Jolly Mathew!

by Max Ingham April 4, 2024

ishaan mathur

6'4 with dreads, hellcat, VERY nonchalant, sigma. Intense Rizzler as his occupation 25/8 can NOT stop rizzing every single female he sees. (Feminist BTW) (Why do women have to suffer so much :( ). Saves cats from trees, volunteers in the police force, Spiderman by day and Batman by night.

Bazinga! That Sigma must be Ishaan Mathur! He is soooo sigma!!!!

by ladiesman602 May 26, 2024