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Magnetic monkey nugget

The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.
Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”
by eatbeatnskeet April 7, 2020
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Manetta

Italian version of Mary, Mother of Christ
The Virgin Mary in Italian is Manetta, or so i Hear.
by sevendigits June 4, 2009
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magnetism

Magnetism is a phenomenon described by Sir William Gilbert, court physician to Queen Elizabeth I, which is nothing more than simple electrical polarization of an object and/or the electric field shape around a molecule.
The magnetism of the earth is most likely artificially caused by the transmission of electrons into the air from the Northern Hemisphere, near or at Great Britain.
by Doctor Spoock August 13, 2009
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Maget

Being extremely intoxicated or drunk
Common term used all over Australia
Man what happened last night i was sooo maget!
by Golawski October 17, 2008
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mangette

What the mang searches for, aka wo-mang.
"Dude, she was pretty hot, but she's not mangette".
by Mango the Mang March 7, 2005
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magnotta

the last name of two hella hot bitches!!
Wow! Andrea and Allison Magnotta sure are hot as fuck!
by shiz November 16, 2004
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magner

wort, female dog, BITCH!, opinionated, whore, blonde bimbo, meanest thing alive. flamer , penis gobbler. calls people retarted. dislikes nice people.
Jane Doe, are you mentaly challanged, because i see you have forgotten your book today and my name is magner, the warty faced fat babie
by Cindy Vortex December 29, 2007
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