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Mutual MacBookbation

It's that thing when a couple is on their MacBooks on a Saturday morning, reading blogs and streaming music and drinking coffee.
Alice and Bob missed brunch with friends because they spent all morning enjoying mutual MacBookbation.
by Bill Frink November 16, 2012
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Muthafuckma

This is a word specifically used for driving situations to describe any other driver who doesn't know how to drive, or who does but chooses to do so with extreme disrespect.

The extra "M" added-in expresses that extra element of contempt for the other drivers' stupidity, impatience, and/or lack of respect.

A Muthafuckma is anybody who cuts you off and drives slow in the fast lane.

They cause accidents and blame the other driver.

They make sudden turns without using their blinkers, causing you to slam on your brakes.

They drive while texting and hit pedestrians in the crosswalk or the car in front of them.

They drive 15 MPH under the speed limit on curvy two-lane roads; to pass them would be too dangerous.

They get in the wrong lane at the stoplight on purpose because there are less cars in it, so they can cut in ahead of 15 ppl who are in the correct lane when the light turns green.

They speed up when you try to pass them.
1. Even if you're a great driver, you still gotta watch out for all those muthafuckmas on the roads.

2. Muthafuckma is as muthafuckma does. And muthafuckmas are horrible drivers.
by quetzaln December 16, 2012
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mute mirth

When someone laughs, but they don't make a sound.
You know you're a nerd when you mute mirth at a sucky joke.
by mute spitting November 21, 2013
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mutual surrender

Its when two fat people try to fuck but cant because of their bellies ( in the way) so the both agree to masterbate
He wont be able to get to her stuff and she cant get to his.... thats a mutual surrender
by 1212inc. February 7, 2014
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muttbombing

taking selfies with homeless dogs (mutts) in order to help them find new homes.
was made famous with the help of some celebrities and was featured on CNN
Ryan Gosling took a picture with a homeless retriever #muttbombing
by -=[DeTeRMiNaTioN]=- March 8, 2014
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mutoid

A form of steroid so powerful it has been known to mutate those who take it. The steroid that is.

A steroid of choice for mutants. Expecially S-Men.
The goggle-eyed freak must have been munching on mutoids. I bet he's a member of the S-Men!
by skerrytime July 17, 2014
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Mutlow

Some gross chinese dinner that probably involves dogs in the recipe
Chinese person wourd you rike some mutlow with your cat
Normal person"no thanks I have taste buds
by 8inchfloppy June 22, 2015
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