mustachio pistachio

A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy

A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard

by sueg May 18, 2006

Mustaching

The act of giving a male oral pleasure by placing his penis between your upper lip and the bottom of your nose and moving your head side to side.

Male 1: Dude, you know that chick I banged last night? She gave me a sweet mustaching before I finished!

Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!

by RideMaLightin' November 17, 2011

Chrismas Moustache

Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.

I don't know if she enjoyed her present as much as I did, I gave her a "Chrismas Moustache"

by dlg67 July 26, 2009

MILF moustache

A hot mom's cum around your lips after licking her pussy.

I could still taste that hot soccer mom on my MILF moustache after I went down on her.

Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!

by Dr. Shagwell August 11, 2017

Hot Morning Moustache

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache

by Damien July 18, 2003

mustachepube

the two hairiest parts of the body all put together into one ultimate insult.

person 1 : hahaha. im soo funny.

person 2 : no. you are a fail, you mustachepube.

by ilikeyoubang March 7, 2009

salt and pepper moustache

White, blonde adolescent boy with pre-pubescent moustache consisting of blonde and black hair. The individual believes this two-toned tasche is cool, but it's not.

"Look at Mike's salt and pepper moustache"

by creeps and freaks July 29, 2012