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ma jebo te u picku materinu

translated from croatian common phrase: "Journey and above!"
Don't forget Johnny ma jebo te u picku materinu.
by driftee November 9, 2021
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bill maherred

1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.
1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.

2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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Bill Maher Head Slam

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
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Material Gworls

Nayeli, Amailie, Emaline, and Jasmine A.K.A. The baddest, independent, and intelligent woman with the best personalities, tastes, and dgaf attitude.
The baddies+Miggles are material Gworls
by Yeontansatemywaffles January 10, 2022
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Husband Material

by jayrap174777 May 6, 2019
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masher

When a male inserts his genitalia into a female genitalia really hard and really fast
or in short words another name for a dick
by A N O N Y M O O S E December 21, 2016
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boyfu material

Boyfriend material.
A male individual who has the characteristic qualities that you fancy, and thus want to date them.
Someone: Oh Sangwoo is boyfu material!! <3
Any sane individual: bitch wtf, he's literally a psychopath.
by notamonkey22 January 2, 2022
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