By definition, a liberal is, and always will be, a hypocrite. Liberals are the very basis of sin, and I hope that someday, we can all be free of their wining and crying.
(In a house, there is random crying and noise)
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.
by IRobot7474 April 8, 2007
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-that the individual subordinate himself to big government
-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)
-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living
-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton
-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists
-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned
-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.
-that the individual subordinate himself to big government
-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)
-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living
-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton
-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists
-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned
-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.
I hate America and everything it stands for; I'm rooting for the terrorists; I hate religious people; you should give me your money because I have less of it than you do; I have never actually read the United States Constitution; therefore I must be a liberal.
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by JimmyWilson May 16, 2009
Get the liberation mug.The tears of the politicaly incorrect. And this is what a liberal is. they are the believers in pro choice, yet there cocky ass brains won’t let you have a choice. They are commonly know as democrats that won’t let u speak.
by Daddy day 124124 February 5, 2021
Get the Liberal tears mug.My uncle said John Kerry was a war hero and would make an excellent commander in chief in comparison to George W. Bush, who dodged service in 'Nam and snorted cocaine. What a stupid liberal.
by supaDISC November 27, 2004
Get the stupid liberal mug.1. Anyone who does not view cross burning as a valid form of dispute resolution.
2. Anyone with a high school education.
2. Anyone with a high school education.
"I'm sick o' them liberal elites always usin' facts and statistics to tell me why I shouldn't hate moslems!"
by F. O'Bannion September 11, 2011
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Ben Franklin owned a Cannabis farm and George Washington was known to toke up as well. Plus, they wrote the Bill of Rights. They were liberals. They would start a riot if they could see how their ideals are getting assraped by the current government
by Jonzo the Weasel May 18, 2006
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