ryan-landing

Verb To stop doing the ryanland, typically forced onto the ryanlander.

Now that the higher-ups are aware of everyone doing the ryanland, everyone is ryan-landing.

by dfinitions April 26, 2021

PEDOPHILE LANDINGS

Places where you are most likely to find PEDOPHILES.

It 8s no crapshoot to be around PEDOPHILE LANDINGS in any CASINO.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 24, 2021

spherical landing

A landing that is at least -200 fpm, but has a 2 or more g's

Spherical is on approach 31L KJFK
He floats
Spherical: ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING SPHERICAL LANDING

by -305fpm 6g's October 30, 2021

moon landing

I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!

Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.

by Derbykid December 19, 2021

heartbroken Ladiesman

A male that gives his all to female and when it goes south goes on a spree of just using women for sex as a way to cope with the heartbreak

“Didn’t Ty just get out of that 3 year relationship”
“Yeah he really is a heartbroken ladiesman now”

by Apollo Truth March 15, 2022

Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"

by cavey123 March 17, 2022

successful landing

Anything you can walk away from

I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.

by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022