You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The ultimate form of asking for some sex

Man:whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous sex?
Hooker: I think I had a stroke.

by ChadSlurper September 22, 2020

I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me

Powerful, stupendously funny, yet so real lyric of NY Rapper, Immortal Technique.

His raps are full of stuff like that.
Obscene, disgusting - yet so intelligent , metaphorical and potent to your ears.
My favourite rapper.

The only rapper who doesn't care (infact encourages you) to download his music off of the internet just to enjoy and play his music out lout to spread the message of the corrupt system :
'Burn it off the fucking interent and bump it outside, bump it out side'.
LEGENDARY!

'Is that your girl, bitch get over here, Gimme some brain!
I'll bust off on her face, and right after that segment, she'll probably rub it in her pussy , trying to get herself pregnant!'

- An example from Immortal Technqiue's song , Obnoxious.

I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me
- Freestyle

by sundarasundara August 10, 2009

Respect my drip bitch. I’ll run your fade

Respect my drip bitch = “Pay attention to what I’m saying”

I’ll run your fade = “ I have no clue what I’m saying”

Brandon: Respect my drip bitch. I’ll run your fade.
Harold: You’re so white.

by whoisHB April 12, 2021

I'll see whats up

-A phrase used to politely and indirectly refuse a lame or unwanted invitation given by a friend or stranger without totally blowing them off in their face or over the phone.

FRIEND: "Hey the guys and I are going to get a poker game going tonight, $5 buy in, are you gamed?"
YOU: "Oh really? dude that sounds legit, I'LL SEE WHATS UP because im kinda tired."

by Frank steezey November 21, 2010

Take a picture, it'll last longer!

What girls say when they catch you staring at their body parts for an extended period of time.

Taylor: Hey why dontchya just take a picture, it'll last longer!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 7, 2020

I’ll eat you up

It’s when a girl gives a really good Blowjob/bj

You: Have can you give me a BJ
Girl:I’ll eat you up

by F á č k š November 24, 2021