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Librarian Effect

When you take someone who is generally viewed as ugly, take off their glasses, fluff their hair and dress them differently and they become SMOKIN' HOT!!!
Freddy: Katherine looks like one ugly bitch!

Vinnie: Bullshit, take off her glasses and shit, you'll see....total librarian effect on that bitch!
by TheUltimateGayMan June 28, 2010
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Personal Library

The bathroom is my personal library, Because it's nice and quiet.
by Nintendo220 November 11, 2010
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liberal

Somebody stupid enough to think that Federal Government should have a lot more power than local governments.

They actually think that some stuffed-suit in Washington D.C. knows what's best for the citizens of every single different state, city, and town in the United States from a Federal viewpoint.
That dumb liberal wants to raise my taxes here in Florida, to help pay for after school art classes for kids in Montana.
by Jimmy Fartpants February 19, 2007
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liberal

If you want to be a good liberal, here's what you have to believe.
The words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance are Congress establishing a religion.
A cross on an isolated mountaintop is Congress establishing a religion.
All descendents of slave and conquistadors are downtrodden and oppressed, an unable to find meaningful work. To help them, we must raise taxes on working people and give the poor folks entitlements.
The police are able to protect all citizens from Pachucos and other criminals, so we should repeal the Second Amendment.
Amos 'n' Andy is a very bad show and you should never watch it. If you watch it, you will have an irresistable urge to put on a bed sheet and lynch some guys of color.
All guns are intrinsically bad. A gun sitting in a bureau draw is able to go off and shoot people.
Straight white males are the cause of all America's trouble, so we should raise their taxes.
Quean Hillary knows what is best for me, so I should vote for her.
It takes a village to raise a child. But no Christians or straight white males should live in that village.
All children are wards of the state.
A diverse workforce is better than a skilled workforce.
A diverse student body is better than a literate and diligent student body.
The best man for the job is a woman.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Stuckney the Soccer Mom is a liberal. She exercised her constitional rights by aborting a male fetus. She wants Quean Hillary to take things away from her and raise her taxes.
by Delisious Tuna Wanda October 27, 2007
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liberal

In a nutshell, the belief that the world is more important than any one nation, that individuals are more important than any group, and that it is the duty of those with much to give to those who have little. See also what every UD editor is.

In a non-political context, liberal just means "a lot"
Don't be afraid to get liberal with the bullets: we've got way too many as it is. Just spray n' pray!
by Treima May 17, 2006
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Liberal

Modern liberalism in America is simply not true liberalism. it is actually closer to statism. Statism is the idea that the state should control and regulate aspects of life. Liberalism, in its originally intended form, as described by Henry Thoreau, is exactly the same as modern conservatism. Conservatism in the United States is the conservation of the Founding Father's liberalism, classical liberalism. modern liberalism is simply statism and socialism.
"...liberalism is a misnomer for the liberals. If we were back in the days of the Revolution, so-called conservatives today would be the Liberals and the liberals would be the Tories." -Ronald Reagan
by Thomas Washington Thoreau July 19, 2010
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Librage

1. Prounounced "Lieb-rage"; Noun. An intense feeling of anger and hopelessness experienced during a prolonged stay in a library. The issue is usually on of trivial importance, but the isolating environment of a library makes the anger more acute.
Person 1: Did you see that hateful e-mail John Doe sent out to fifty people?

Person 2: Don't worry; John Doe was in the library writing a seminar paper. He was probably just experiencing librage.

Person 1: Well, that's a relief.
by TheKTZ June 3, 2009
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