Dumb bitch juice

A slang term (DBJ) that lets your friend know that they are about to or have done something stupid.

Tony: What are you going do today?

Ashton: I'm going jump off of my roof because I hear red bull gives you wings!

Tony: Oh so you drinking dumb bitch juice.
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Mark: I sold one of my kidneys to pay for the new Red Dead Redemption.

Jonathan: oh so this morning you had a big cup of dumb bitch juice for breakfast

Dumb bitch juice by anonymous November 4, 2018

bladder juice 

The liquid contained by the urinary bladder of many terrestrial animals, also known as pee-pee, piss, whiz or number one. In mammals, this liquid is frequently pungent and colored some shade of yellow. Bladder juice can be recycled as a beverage in states of dire emergency, and also for the lulz.

Sometimes when I'm suffering from cotton mouth while taking a piss, I will direct the whiz stream up to my pie hole and take a few sips of my delicious bladder juice.

bladder juice by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 17, 2014

weezin' the juice 

The act of drinking a 'slurpee' or 'ICEE' product, directly from the it's tap.

Stoney and Link went to the 7/11, but were kicked out when they were caught weezin' the juice.

weezin' the juice by The crustiest vato you've ever witnessed July 2, 2006

weezing the juice 

sticking your mouth underneath the nozzle of a frozen drink machine at a 7-11 or a convinence store, and drinking the frozen goodness, then leaving with out paying

me and frank went up to 7-11, weezed the juice, and ran out.

weezing the juice by carie November 10, 2003

Pecker juice 

Ointment from a mans penis. Secretion of seminal fluid.

Lamar: I shot her mouth full of my pecker juice Chip!

Chip: Homerun Lamar!!!

Pecker juice by Chippah1234 November 17, 2013

pee pee juice 

When pee is mixed with lemons,it becomes pee pee juice

“That pee pee juice was good”

pee pee juice by fathead191 July 11, 2018

Squacky Juice 

Vaginal secretion from a dirty snatch. Often with a pungent odor.

David's sister left squacky juice all over the seat of my motorcycle because her panties couldn't contain her coochie flaps, and what a stink it left. I thought I broke a can of sardines on there!

Squacky Juice by JVicious December 14, 2010