jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

jonas petter

one sexi boi

look at that jonas petter bodi

by XLordss1 March 25, 2018

Jona

Jona is a crazy Aries girl

WTF is Jona doing she's CRAZY boyyyy

by gaiastk_ November 21, 2021

Jonas

A german slang to describe people from east asia (e.g. Japan, Korea, China etc)

Ja hier sind paar jonasse (here are some jonasses) = here are east asia

by nsskoo929292 October 20, 2023

Jonas

The type of nigga to get cheated on by a girl named jocelyn.

Jonas: I just got cheated on

norte: her name was probably jocelyn huh

Jonas: Yea

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 4, 2025

Jona

Jona is the sexiest person to walk on earth. Everyone loves her. She has the perfect life. And she’s gay.

I want to be like Jona!

by whejdni11 November 21, 2021

Jonas

A very cold person. He is truly the iceprince.

Are you also freezing ? I think Jonas is near here.

by clarissegeteas May 24, 2020