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The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
by TheBirddude October 3, 2022
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jonas

jonas is a very wonderful friend, he is very funny and very nice
"Jonas is so funny! I love the joke he made last night!"
by ack quack December 6, 2021
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Jonas

Fuck you Raptor ik u tried to flex that u got good shit on here
*Raptor - yoo dude it says that jonas is a gift from god

*me - stfu :nerd:
by Xd_Chocymilkman July 30, 2022
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Jona

The tough one. A strong independent woman who face a lot of trials in life but never gave up. A cold hearted girl but warms up immediately when it comes to people near her heart.
by Simply great November 23, 2021
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jonas

cool, awsome gamer dude ,humer is sex jokes
jonas is a cool awsome gamer dude who has a humor about sex
by gamer jonas January 10, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
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Jona

A guy who likes the number four a little too much. Someone who’s always warm and has a weird metabolism. Someone who’s probably got a really hot girlfriend
Oh look there’s Jona….why is he wearing a shirt it’s winter
by Enkelkind November 24, 2021
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