Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 07, 2023

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Jonas Akordijonas

the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.

"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"

by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 25, 2021

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jonas mester

Jonas Mester is a glorious turnip and drug selling lovely boy. He is also described as the messias of Lithuania

Omg here is the great jonas Mester!

by ABC boy November 24, 2017

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Jonas hœ

A Jonas hœ is a person who simps for the Jonas brothers ah yes so smexy indeed 😌 love ya joe Frankie Nick and Kevin btw joe your my fav 😏

Like this

Taylor: I’m a Jonas hœ 😏
Mika: what’s a Jonas hœ

Taylor: it’s like a person who simps for the Jonas brothers

Mika: ohhh I’m a Jonas hœ to

Mika and Taylor: so smexy 😏

by Joe J and Sophie’s teddy bear January 26, 2021

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