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Jake Fucked

When you experience an unexpected death and/or lose money due to another person not being around. That person is usually Fat.
My dog died because Jake didn't feed him now I got to pay to cremate him. Wow, you really got Jake Fucked! What a Fat Bastard.
by Mister Shhh April 18, 2011
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Jake is the hottest and cutest guy around. He has sexy blond hair, and gorg blue eyes. Not only is he hot, he is also the NICEST person in the WHOLE WORLD, who is VERY considerate and cares about others. He is the PERFECT guy!
A: OMG I just met the NICEST AND HOTTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Guess who it was??
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!
by Monkeyzebra57 November 7, 2013
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a bunch of brainwashed 10 year olds that support a liar/snake
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Omg jake paul is legit cancer
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Jakeb

He is very smart and attractive. EVERYONE likes him. Is a good leader and Jakeb’s are normally born in October. He is AMAZING Jakeb sucks at Fortnite but life is not about Fortnite. Jakeb’s are veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy short.
But no big things can bring him down.
OMG Jakeb is THE BEST.
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Jake

is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.
bro ur such a jake. i both hate and respect you for that
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Jakai

1.Marijuana or any other substance containing THC
2.The state of being stoned
Bro I am so jakai right now
by jmoney556 March 19, 2021
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