To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
by QuacksO November 24, 2022
Get the weed the gardenmug. A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.
Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"
by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017
Get the fruitless gardenmug. The most dangerous section of Manchester do not approach at any cost filled with drug dealers and smack heads from around the globe
by Cobie January 3, 2021
Get the Piccadilly gardensmug. by The gong practitioner July 17, 2020
Get the Mr Brown is at the garden gatemug. by butter-flies January 26, 2023
Get the dirty olive gardenmug. by 98765ghyt November 24, 2021
Get the Botanical-Gardenmug. "do you wanna come hang?"
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."
by definingdemon69 December 31, 2023
Get the garden pubmug.