have it both ways

to profit from two positions that are polar opposites

Contrary to popular belief, the powers that be can't have it both ways with drug laws.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2011

have you done

will take you to court, sue you, take legal action against you, or report you to a higher authority

Used in Britain (at least), colloquially.

"I'll have you done for harassment if you ever call me again"

"I'll have you done for cowardice if you dare speak again."

"I'll have you done for slander"

by Burrito_ October 20, 2016

Having a row with the maggot

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.

Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!

by Grimmy Bumdirt February 28, 2011

I have no clue

She has no clue.

Brian:"any ideas?"
Morgyn:"I have no clue."
Brian:"She has no clue."

by Brian4reel December 8, 2016

I Have No Neck

Expression used by the father of the WOMAN, who has no neck.

Wes: Hey guys Glenn's dad has no neck.
The Woman: My dad does have a neck!
Glenn II: I have no neck!
The Woman: No dad, You do have a neck!
Glenn II: Listen up son or daughter, I HAVE NO NECK!

by M4x1mus June 3, 2007

I have a boyfriend

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.

Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

girl having motion

When a girl gotta phat booty, when she walks that thang jiggles. like bellas!

Dayummmmm, that girl having motion!

by DaManToine March 6, 2023