Backyard in her Backyardigan

Backyard in the Backyardigan -

The act of giving or receiving anal in the backyard...again. (Must be said in a South Boston or New England accent)
By - Ze Keyser Soze

You see that fly honey over there. I'm gonna go over there and backyard in her backyardigan. (Must be said in a South Boston or New England accent - see the Heat dinner scene regarding Sandra Bullock's character being called a narc)

by Ze Keyser Soze November 6, 2020

Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.

Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.

by Lucianeil February 15, 2015

Drive Her Car

To make love to a woman , have sex with a woman etc

Man I sure would love to drive her car!

by Smokecity November 4, 2010

Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.

I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH

by DaddioMystic June 25, 2019

'Blew a hole in her'

'Blew a hole in her'.

By far one of the most commonly used slang terms in the UK, mainly used in the south of England, it means to have really good, mind blowing and probably the best, sexual intercourse with a woman. Nobody really knows where it came from, but it is generally a term 'lads' use when down at the pub.

Jay: Ugh, what's up mate?

Ryan: I want to get with Leigh-Ann.

Jay: Aren't you with May though?

Ryan: No, she dumped me for that yuppie down at the rec.

Jay: Ah, good luck with Leigh-Ann mate, some Spanish bloke from the Tapas bar blew a hole in her in some alley and now she's pregnant; feel sorry for the poor sod. She's such a thot.

Basically 'blew a hole in her' means getting a slutty woman pregnant.

by Frejayork November 11, 2014

lamp her nose in

To neck/ make out with some one so rough and hardcore that you bend or brake the other person's nose.

"Becky needs a nose job now because dave lamped that shit in!"

"Did you see them two? They were practically lamping their noses in!"

Lamp her nose in: "man it was crazy last night, I lamped her nose in."

by JollyLamper December 8, 2017

Nurture her Culture

When a women is so attractive, you could say the fittest women you have ever seen, you would encourage her yeast infection just so you could lick it to proove to the world how fit she is.

Mate1 :OMG look at the bird, she's so fit I'd nurture her culture.
Mate2: Yes I'd nurture her too.

by Shaun Scrot Hemm August 29, 2016