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Grant is a fucking retard.
by Fuckold May 26, 2019
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granting

when a person (the granter) is super quick with another and is extremely perturbed by someone asking them a simple question. they (the granter) usually interupts the first person before they even get their question out. then they (the granter) immediately try and degrade the first person.
Example #1:

A Dad asking his son a question because the Dad is interested in what his son did at school today-

Dad (intended question): Hi Grant How was your school day?
Dad (actual attemped question): Hi Grant How was .....?

TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): No Dad! Stop asking me questions! I'm, tired, sick, hungary, hate you, you're stupid and you're bothering me, you alway do this so leave me alone, etc.

Example #2:

A Dad asking his son about why he didn't eat his breakfast because the Dad is concered about his son's health and welfare-

Dad (intended question): Grant, you didn't finish the nice breakfast I made for you. What's wrong?

Dad (actual attemped question): Grant, you...

TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): Stop it Dad! I hate this food. It makes me sick. I've never liked it. You just do this to make me upset. I hate you.
by Grant'sDad March 29, 2010
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Hard Grain

See hard grind. Used to describe difficult, hard or unpleasant work. One is likely to be told to "Hook into that" or ultimately, "ask Ben", if something is hard grain.
After being told to "Hook into that", the Slevboy found that calculating the mass of vikasium dishivide was hard grain.

Kieran discovered that setting a trap for young players was hard grain.
by DS March 26, 2004
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grip on the grain

by Hammer November 9, 2006
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Grant Caspersen

One Sexy Ass Kid That Everyone Wants But Can't Have Cause He Is Taken..
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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12 grain bread

A delicous bird seed filled loaf of amazing fiberous quantaties. Good going down, great coming out.
Get yourself some 12 grain bread its got oats and corn and wheat.
It's even got some sunflower seeds that get stuck in between your teeth.
Layer it up with some hame and some cheese,
but don't eat it with activia you'll be on the john all day!
Gary ate some 12 grain bread for lunch which ended the lockdown and induced a firedrill.
by anonymous!!poop September 11, 2010
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Granting

When a group of friends is enjoying smoking pot and one person decides to hold the joint/bowl while talking your ear off about a random story that nobody gives a shit about.
Jimmy and Steve were smoking a joint steve kept holding the joint and letting it burn out, "Steve, quit Granting the joint and pass that shit."
by ATM BITCH! July 1, 2008
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