My wife blew me for over an hour and I couldn't get it up. It must be time to go to the doctor for some goose juice.
by Dick Dudley June 11, 2009
Get the goose juicemug. Verb; Simply using your tounge to 'ride' a womans beef curtains, 'like a pony'. Then, using the remains of her cum, spit into her asshole, insert a straw, and blow bubbles.
Hey there! Did you end up giving Haily a Loose Goose lastnight? I heard she was feenin' for it badly...
by Trinny Triseratops June 10, 2011
Get the Loose Goosemug. Widely known to be a play on words for the originating term "Spruce Moose" from the Simpsons episode "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Season 5; Episode 10.
"This was the pivotal episode which the scene where the "Spruce Moose", an absurdly tiny wooden plane Burns makes in the episode, is a parody of Hughes' impractically enormous wooden plane has been proven to have foreshadowed every every television show before and after conception of the television and is widely speculated to have been the original idea behind the design of the Lightbulb invented by Thomas Edison 1878 and electricity itself" - Ian Branch
"This was the pivotal episode which the scene where the "Spruce Moose", an absurdly tiny wooden plane Burns makes in the episode, is a parody of Hughes' impractically enormous wooden plane has been proven to have foreshadowed every every television show before and after conception of the television and is widely speculated to have been the original idea behind the design of the Lightbulb invented by Thomas Edison 1878 and electricity itself" - Ian Branch
by TOMAS EDDISONN March 22, 2017
Get the Spruce Goosemug. - Hey Heather, from now on you're going to call Clayton "monogamous goose."
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
by Lil' Jon K April 21, 2004
Get the monogamous goosemug. 
A sexual act, or acts, that aim to impress and satisfy someone in bed. When you take a girl home and give her the Christmas Goose, you do your best in bed and pull out all the tricks.
#1: It was his birthday so I gave him the Christmas Goose.
#2: Bro did you give that girl at the bar the Christmas Goose?
No man, That girl didn't deserve the goose!
#2: Bro did you give that girl at the bar the Christmas Goose?
No man, That girl didn't deserve the goose!
by BrOsKi April 9, 2013
Get the Christmas Goosemug. A Black Person,a nigger.
by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010
Get the Goose Barnaclemug.