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Google-itis

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.
by magicmorningstar April 21, 2009
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googleown

to be owned by the use of google
A: i dont believe you prove it...
B: fine im going to googleown your ass
by gangsteral March 3, 2010
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googleown

To be 'owned' through the use of google.
Person A: It cant be true!!
Person B: It is true...I'll googleown your ass over this one.
by Hibatronix March 3, 2010
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Google-smart

Term used to describe a person who uses Google searches to compensate for a lack of actual knowledge or intellect.
Donnie is totally Google-smart for looking up how they did that fucking tire-ramp thing in the crazy Rube Goldberg inspired Honda commercial.
by anonymous11121 November 19, 2009
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Googledygook

The unintelligible HTML code spat out by Google websites when you cut and paste a hyperlink to a page into some other document or web site. Other web sites produce the same phenomena, but their names don't sound like gobbledygook, so Googledygook it is then!
Look at this Googledygook for Nelson's Column in London: http:/maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Nelson's+Column,+London,+UK&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=18.755894,39.331055&ie=UTF8&hq=Nelson's+Column,&hnear=London,+UK&ll=51.507944,-0.128156&spn=0.002404,0.004801&t=h&z=18
by SpikeyMike May 7, 2010
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Google-dipping

Blatantly excessive double-dipping. When you can no longer keep track of how many times you have scooped the salsa with your chip or put the same, licked spoon into the peanut butter, you are Google-dipping. Past tense: Google-dipped. One who Google-dips: Google-dipper.
I went to make my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but it was obvious by all the fork marks that Jimmy had been Google-dipping into the jar all day! That's nasty!
by TazTalksYouListen July 30, 2010
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Google Classroom

The seventh layer of hell and all things demonic pushed into one horrific website.This scary creature has caused over one million deaths to poor students doing online schooling.Once seen,run to the nearest safety bunker as soon as possible.DANGEROUS-KILL ON SIGHT
nothing can personify google classroom
by LilAstro January 6, 2021
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