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Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023
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when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly
brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up
by noigargwrg September 29, 2021
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She be chewin on my five till we gum

She be chewin on my five till we gum
"She be chewin on my five till we gum"
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gum

The thin skin that is thin around a man's nuts. often hanging down.
George's gum was hanging out of his boxers in the lockerroom.
by aidangrubby November 7, 2019
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Gum

Look at her skirt....There is gum all over the back.John told me she got her rolling in hay with Jerry..
by Titus rutto October 14, 2019
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Dropping Gum

When you hang your nut sack out for all to see; Usually to drag or place on a item that belongs to your friend.
Hey mom, Mitna was dropping gum all over the door handles of my car.
by Ryan Belfort July 13, 2023
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Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.
"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"
by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023
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