fraudulent footlong

a loot long wang thats been modified to equal a foot, usually by an extension, vacuum pump, or pills. etc.

girl 1: damn look at that cock on that white guy
Girl 2: nah that aint big hes got a fraudulent footlong

by The deal man May 20, 2009

Fred Flinstone Gift

This means a type of gift (usually from a husband to his wife) that was bought for his use, and her birthday, Christmas, etc. was a scapegoat for it.

A man may buy his wife a fishing rod for her birthday, and when she says she would never use it he jumps on the chance to use it for himself...this is a classic Fred Flinstone Gift.

by downtownchick September 7, 2010

Fred

The gay fuck boy who fucks and eats dogs.

That Fred is so weird

by Ling Ling Chong December 2, 2016

Fraudulate

To actively create and maintain an untrue, or fraudulent, situation so as to achieve widespread misunderstanding, especially the creating of a belief in something that isn't true and doesn't exist, and also, that certain events are evidence of its existence.

The Ukraine fraudulation followed similarly along the same lines as its predecessor, Russian Collusion. It was easy to fraudulate amongst people who assumed you were telling the truth, and wanted you to be telling the truth.

by Wendy S. October 6, 2019

K- Fred

Some one who is named Fred and puts a 'K' in front of his name to give himself the idea of individuality. Ha Ha Ha.

Guy 1: Yo, I'm K- Fred!
Guy 2: Hi, .... Fred

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Hit The Ball Drag Fred

A type of binge watching Netflix shows with someone where you watch an episode then break for a smoke or something else then watch another episode and repeat which stretches getting one season in over several days. Name derives from an old joke involving a guy returning late from playing golf and explaining to his wife about a friend's death and "playing through" as they say in golf lingo

"Did you get through season 1 of the Punisher?"

"Naah only on episode 5 I watched with my brother-in-law so it was hit the ball drag Fred...."

by TheMan1573 December 22, 2017

Freudian Slut

A person who, unwittingly, can't talk about underwear without getting overly graphical.

"His thong keeps sticking up the crack of my arse!"

"Oh-uh, Freudian Slut!"

by .. sour ~o~ June 6, 2004