Valley flu

When you get flu from a night out at the clubs. More specifically from the fortitude valley clubs.

Jaz: “man you don’t look to good”

Cas: “must be valley flu from this weekend”

by Vswizzle August 1, 2024

Dip Flu

A spectrum of non-contagious symptoms secondary to inhalation of caustic chemicals used when applying dip powder to your nails; not to be discouraged- there are other methods to apply without using these chemicals.

I think that I'm getting dip flu from my at-home dip powder manicures.

by Dippin Diva January 3, 2021

flu du

shortened from the word flunkle dunk meaning someone who is retarded

shall we go get john, nar hes a flu du forget it

by ADoubleM February 22, 2010

Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.

(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.

by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020

party flu

The sickness that onsets, usually on a Monday, after a weekend full of partying and doing drugs.

Calling in to work -

Partier: Boss, I got the party flu I'm not going to be in today
Boss: No problem man. I'm just getting over my party flu from last weekend. It was hardcore.

Partier: Thanks. See you tomorrow

by big booty ho's January 23, 2017

sawg flu

twist on swine flu. meaning your swag's presently at an all time low.

dude1: man that chick was not buying what i was sellin' one bit.

dude2: lady friend's got you in a funk, huh? sawg flu, major. SHOTS, now!

by DePue rep. June 24, 2010

Nico flu

Very savage flu, only god like people can survive it.

I hope it’s not Nico flu

by Dr SoTrue June 6, 2021