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Florida Burky

This happens on the rare occasion when you smoke a joint and then take a shit. The piece of shit looks like the state of Florida. Hot smelly, dark turds with wrinkles.
Yo, Mosley I just had a large Florida Burky! What a stinker
by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022
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Florida

A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014
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Florida Five

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.
Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.
by Jay Nay October 20, 2014
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Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on
She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday
by Tattooie October 6, 2022
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Florida King

As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag
On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.
by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2023
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florida mob

Any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people.
Did you go to that music festival? It was a real florida mob.
by DaBearsss July 12, 2017
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Florida

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs
No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.
by Matthewtn99 November 25, 2017
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