float

v. to go fast
esp. as in cars

If I had a Camaro SS, I could float everywhere.

by Cosmic Truckaz October 17, 2003

the flop

3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.

MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.

by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004

steenk floot

1. Sticking your dick in a girls mouth after thoroughly ramming her in the ass
2. Whilst having anal sex, hearing a whistle-like sound due to a small pocket of trapped air inside the asshole
3. Sticking the end actual flute of some sort, preferably steel, up a chicks ass and playing on the mouthpiece of the flute

"I got a little tired of going to band class and seeing this skank think she was good at playing an instrument, so i made her play the steenk floot"

"This bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her the steenk floot"

by j00 January 5, 2005

flop

when a male loses his erection just before he is about to have sexual intercourse

Guy:oh man i totally flopped on her last night
Guy2:haha aww unlucky man

by Chrisisonfire12345 November 4, 2007

Floating Turd

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

by A non floater May 1, 2006

float my boat

What ever makes you hard or gives a guy an erection. Makes the penis rise, or 'float'.

Float my boat:
Every time I see a topless woman on the beach... Oh man, that really floats my boat!

by Zagila May 17, 2016

float

Someone who likes to be pleasured with whipped cream.

Stacey's a float. Last night we went through seven bottled of whipped cream, it was hot.

by gruetzmacher October 25, 2009