floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

float a back

Someone Who stays above and never listens to drama , Mess, and hate.Also never letting people put them down.

Dominion is a real float a back. He never let's anyone put him down.A float a back doesn't let anyone put them down.

Confident

by Minion Vlogs July 22, 2017

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

Float

To vibe and to chill. Also float is used to describe a level of high or drunkenness.

I just shot gunned a beer and took 8 shots, I'm all float.

Yeah all my boys that I hang with are all pretty float.

by kalebgaime September 19, 2017

floager

Someone who is irritating and doesn't shut up.

Oh no, here comes the floager.

by AG3950 October 16, 2017

Float

When you exale smoke as slowly as possible

Take a hit and try a float bro

by possiblylewisholms November 19, 2017

FLOFF

This word is commonly used by farmers. It means this: RUN, LLAMA, RUN!!!
It's ALWAYS written in capital letters. ALWAYS.

FLOFF!

by CookieCookieGamer November 23, 2017