things to do in Florida

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave
Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro
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The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)
The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial
by Olivetree August 07, 2013
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Florida Phonebooth

When you fart in a shower stall with the hot water running. Executed properly, the combined smell and humidity should resemble a swamp that's located next to a Wal-Mart Distribution Center.
I ordered the Cuban Nachos from the food truck last night, and had an early meeting this morning, so a Florida Phonebooth was pretty much unavoidable.
by TanningCreamDealer June 14, 2017
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Florida Gators

Florida Gators are the best SEC team out there.
Guess who always beats the Tennessee Vols? Flordia Gators always beat them.
Florida Gators best team in SEC
by Peter wabbit February 10, 2022
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Florida Puppy

John adopted a Florida Puppy
by lkjertreksdfg November 29, 2021
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Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎
Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):

“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”
by 27floors August 02, 2022
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Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎
‘Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”
by 27floors August 08, 2022
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