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Patty Flappers

Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017
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lip flappin'

When you've just told someone something they don't appreciate (e.g. insulted them, their family, or anything else in general) and they're getting all exasperated, and are trying to think of something to yell at you, but their brains aren't as quick as their mouth, so their lips start moving around just gettin' ready for the words with their facial expression still shocked.
So, I called her a dumbass, and I was doing really well at keeping my laughter in check, until she started lip flappin'.
by TipsFromTheHelpDesk September 5, 2017
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Non-fappable

unable to fap and/or ejaculate to due to the quality of said porn
"Dude, have you seen Euphoria? That shit is non-fappable. I was trying for literally an hour and was disappointed."
by lemmegetuhhhhhhhhhhh October 6, 2017
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jiggly flapjacks

The degeneration of masculine pectoral muscles and turning into fatty, especially flabby tissue.
Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.
by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017
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Cambodian Flapjack

When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...
Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross
by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018
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Tuna flapping

She can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s tuna flapping.
by Kweenweis May 3, 2018
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flippedie flappedie floep

A very fat penis.
That guy has a flippedie flappedie floep
by FatDick123 February 27, 2018
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