fart jail 

The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.

My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.

fart jail by mountain_man77 July 12, 2012

fart clencher 

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.

I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.

fart clencher by Keatswords June 23, 2014

Fart of honor 

It is the fart that someone accidentally drops and sometimes loud,usually at a formal place like office/restaurant. But because his colleagues want to save him from guilt,embarrassment and possibly a suicide attempt, they pretend to be decent ,acting not to notice the fart. They later discuss this issue among themselves after the guy leaves, mocking him with scorns that are even worse than snake bite,laugh at him and call him names.

Yesterday Tina dropped a fart of honor during the weekly meeting. Manager was shocked and remained sullen through out the meeting. Poor Tina.

Fart of honor by honda sensei January 8, 2016

fart kite

When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.

That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.

fart kite by CmdrCodyCC2224 September 4, 2016

fart in a spacesuit 

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator

He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

fart in a spacesuit by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

Fart cannon 

japanese car with an aftermarket exhaust thats just too damn big for the 78 hp pos civic that it's on. The result is an even shittier honda that not only looks like a pos but also sounds like an actual shart. People (i.e. Retards) do this in an effort to join the import community but instead end up in the ricer community. As a newly adopted ricer, they will rev the fuck out out of their golf cart engine "vtech" at every intersection and floor it once the light hits green if theyre next to a mustang. After the ricer loses to the guy in the mustang (or any other car for that matter) who wasnt even aware in the first place that he was racing and won, the ricer will try to hit up a consversation and ask about the driver's upgrades and how his fart cannon added 50 or even a hundred hp because it sounds louder. Ricers also drive like assholes and cut people off because they think they're racing at every single moment.

Ricer: "bro i just bought a new exhaust."
Dude: "you just bought a fart cannon and now your car sounds like liquid ass for everyone in the neighborhood to hear."
Ricer: "yeah, but now my car goes super fast."
Dude: "no it doesn't, if anything it goes slower."
Ricer: "well now im in the import community and im officially a street racer like paul walker in tokyo drift."
Dude: "no you are not. You're in a group of ricers who cause accidents on the open street. You're in a group of retarded assholes. Why tf am i friends with you."

See also ricer

Fart cannon by Mouth Full of Awesome July 12, 2016

Fart wax 

Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.

The fart wax lingered in the air long after he farted in the shower.

Fart wax by Gassy Girl April 24, 2018