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Facockter

To be used in a sentence when giving your opinion on something you think is stupid (i.e - a stupid idear or a poor decision)
"Thats Facockter, that was never a foul" (Poor decision)

"I think your idear doing a parachute jump without a parachute is Facockter" (Stupid idear)
by Jonas365 July 13, 2007
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Falconize

1. to lay down a beating from the air
2. When a falcon drops down to catch his prey
3. When a falcon excretes droppings upon an unsuspecting person
Nikola Pekovic got Falconized by Harrison Barnes in last night's game.
by ams0ul November 28, 2012
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Facocked

your facocked!
by James Halke September 25, 2011
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falcon punch

v. The act of forcefully shoving one's fist - in a punching motion - up a female's rectum during intercourse, often whilst shouting "Falcon Punch!" Also referred to as fisting or buttrape, though those don't include the catchy punching words =D Taken from Captain Falcon.
"I love it in the butt!"
"FALCON PUNCH."
"AUGH."
by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007
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SEGA/Nintendo Fanboy

A major problem, as are all fanboys. Like all fanboys, they rarely give a reason for their company's superiority, and if they do it's some antiviolence bullshit that either accuses the average Microsoft or Sony gamer of being violent and hating Nintendo for the lack of violence it provides. Although the gibberish that they spurt sometimes has a point, such as their most frequently used phrase that "Xbox has no (very few) fun games, they still ignore the fact that the Dreamcast was shunned, and that many of Sega's earlier systems were also poorly done, with the exception of a few games like Shinobi, and that the Gamecube was on the bottom of the charts during current generation. They will make the excuse, again, that we hate their systems because they don't provide enough violence, but when Resident Evil 4 (possibly one of the most violent and disturbing games of the current generation), it was a Gamecube exclusive. It was still a great game, but this took away their "Microsoft and Sony gamers are violent" line. They're just as much of a n00b as any other fanboy of any other system, and most gamers who meet them fantasize about a video game character (usually Master Chief a la VG Cats) brutally murdering the fanboy. Fanboys give all gamers a bad name.
SEGA/Nintendo fanboy:OMGXBOX SUX!!!11 NINTENDO PWNS PS2 LOL IF U DONT LIKE NINTENDO OMGSHUTUP YOU FAGGOT!1!!
(Master Chief sticks a plasma grenade to fanboy)
(Grenade explodes)
Fanboy:OW!!FUK U!!1!!11
(Master Chief drives up in Warthog)
Master Chief:Now run, little piggy, run.
by Normal Gamer July 18, 2006
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Falcon Pinch

A falcon Pinch is the act of Making A woman Bleed from the Vagina. Involving Inserting the thumb and first finger. Reaching to the top if the uterus, Pinching it and pulling it as far down as you can before releasing.

Resulting In a River Rapid of Blood.
I totallay gave Conor's mum a Falcon Pinch last night and she bled Enough for 100 Tranfusions.
Up, Pinch, Pull, Ping!
by lolerdexyallanwins. July 8, 2010
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Blue Falcon

The act of diming out your friends or leaving them out of something they would have want to be involved in. Otherwise know as a sell out or in the military a "Buddy Fucker".
Jason Berry "Blue Falconed" me for lunch today!!
by ilbbc January 26, 2010
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