Failotomy

Surgery that failed. Nothing screams fail like going under the knife to sort out a medical condition, only to come out the same or worse.

So my cholecystectomy turned out to be a total failotomy

by Sunjammer October 29, 2010

Failony

A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.

Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."

by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010

failocalypse

A Fail-Fest. When you screw up so badly that it affects everyone around you. Like a chain reaction. failure

Dude, when I chopped down that tree, it landed on mikes house then he crashed his bike.
Friend: wow, I saw it. It also knocked out the power, and Tina thought I hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
Me: sorry man. I'm a failocalypse

by DuckyMoMo04 April 23, 2016

Terminal Failocity

1) When someone is so full of fail they cannot possibly fail any harder.

2) An incurable case of suck deemed fatal.

Guy 1 : That skydivers chute didnt open!
Guy 2: Well he packed it himself, i guess that makes this a case of terminal failocity.

by The Real Zook July 25, 2010

Failaphobia

Fear of failing because you might just end up on fail blog

Dude you hear that mikes not coming out of his house today because hes developed a failaphobia

by Cpl AGENT 47 June 27, 2009

fail pwn

A fail pwn is best described by using an example. Say a friend of yours requests back-up in any video-game, and you tell them you can't play because you are too tired; this would be a friend fail. If on top of friend failing, your friend gets slaughtered in whatever game they played and lets you know the next day about it, the appropriate response from the absent friend would be, "fail pwn," since by their friend fail, the other was pwned.

Jonny: Wow, you left me to die last night on counter-strike. We got completely slaughtered. What a fail.....

Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.

by lglpwn January 7, 2010

Fail bisquit

Phrase used to describe a person, place, thing, act, or event that has drastically failed.

"Dude, you're such a fail bisquit for not catching that." or "This whole trip was a fail bisquit because of the blown tire."

by McFeely Inc. March 1, 2010