the french peepers

When one guy watches girls from afar with binoculars while his buddy jerks him off

two guys doing this is how I came up with the "french" part. the peeper being the whole using binoculars to watch girls at the pool and not being about to jerk it without loosing you line of sight. making said guys the french peepers.

by ctr13 July 10, 2009

French Shitting

When you can't get all of your shit out, so you shit multiple times in one day.

"Why did Jimmy go to the bathroom 4 times?"

"He was French Shitting"

by Swagglord January 7, 2014

French Judge

1) Non-consensual, pre-planned act of establishing a safe word with the sole intention of violating the bond established by a safe word.
2) Turning a "yes" into a "no" halfway through a consensual sex act through a stunning act of reckless abandon.

After determining that "banana split" would be the safe word, when choking my partner, I heard her barely manage to utter the phrase, but continued in my actions unabated for my own pleasure, like a French Judge.

by Bracebridge November 2, 2013

french class

a class that you play video games in, usually lasts about 60 minutes, with teacher desperately trying to keep the students on-task. It is usually caused by supply teachers or other phenomenom like that.

(does not include high school french class, as I have not experienced how it is like yet)

1: "ugh that class that we just had was such a french class, the new teacher didn't even know the rules!"
2: "Yeah, I was playing video games and watching youtubethe almost the whole time!"
1: "can you at least pretend that you are working? such a disgrace."
2: "Hey, I wrote 1.5 words!"
2:"I love french class"

by craisins.inc June 15, 2018

french bris

A reverse circumcision. When you have a foreskin reattached.

"The doctor talked him into a french bris and now he has a fraken-dick."

by JulezzR May 13, 2018

french dentist

When someone rubs toothpaste on their teeth with their finger to freshen their breath because they don't have a toothbrush or chewing gum.

Jeff: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Jean-Pierre: No sir, but I have some toothpaste in my pocket, you can use it for a French Dentist.
Jeff: Get away from me you filthy French animal.

by AlexanderTehGreat January 2, 2017

French Scissor

The act of two women locking crotches while braiding their pubic hair to the form of a french braid.

Did you hear that Tanya and Maria performed the "French Scissor"? The braid was two feet long.

by Carmichael23 October 5, 2011