AlexanderTehGreat's definitions

Acoustic Toothbrush

A non-electric toothbrush.

My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to use my acoustic toothbrush.

by AlexanderTehGreat April 17, 2021

Caucasian Hot Sauce

Mayonnaise

White person: "Damn, this sandwich is spicy. How much Caucasian hot sauce did you put on this bad boy?"

Chef (non-white): *shakes head* "FML"

by AlexanderTehGreat October 14, 2020

french dentist

When someone rubs toothpaste on their teeth with their finger to freshen their breath because they don't have a toothbrush or chewing gum.

Jeff: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Jean-Pierre: No sir, but I have some toothpaste in my pocket, you can use it for a French Dentist.
Jeff: Get away from me you filthy French animal.

by AlexanderTehGreat January 2, 2017