flossing the oboe

(v.) to elbow a sexual partner in the mouth within a half-hour of intercourse.

She was so upset that I had given her a Spanish Wipe that she was flossing the oboe before I knew it.

by mrmantis March 2, 2011

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false flosser

someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.

Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.

by fivesevenshorty June 18, 2009

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I be flossin'

"I be flossin'" Is used to describe that you do the flossing dance popularized by the Backpack kid. This is also the name of the song crated by backpack kid for the floss the song has the lyrics "I be flossin" And "Everywhere you go u can see the flossing dance" Except when ninja encourages his fans to do it apparently

"I be flossin'"
"Who are you"
"I be flossin'"
"Go away child of Satan"

by Edgyfrog February 20, 2019

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