reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.
"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
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