Eplqins

Eplqins is when you type “explains” too fast, and end up texting this.

“Oh, so that eplqins it.”

by Badspeler March 30, 2020

Epeolitarian

A person who worships words. Epeolatry as a noun.

Being an epeolitarian means one respects and understands the power of their words.

by Christine Hazel June 16, 2020

epic letdown

Losing your fantasy football game on Monday Night to a player who has a career day.

Chelsey had an Epic Letdown when Stephan Diggs scored three touchdowns on Monday Night Football

by greenpriviledge December 29, 2020

Epica

A Dutch symphonic metal band with death- and progressive metal influences. Fronted by the female singer Simone Simons and harsh vocalist Mark Jansen, they create epic music with the help of bassist Rob van der Loo, keyboardist Coen Janssen, drummer Arien van Weesenbeek, and Belgian guitarist Isaac Delahaye. Their eighth album Ωmega comes out on February 26, 2021.

Epica is currently the world’s leading symphonic metal act.

by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

epicalexplays

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by epicalexplays February 24, 2021

EpicCringeLord

a man who is full of glory and victory, only second to a Jewish loving Nazi (pulp_chicken). his awakening began as he fell in love with femboys (men who dress up as women and have no body hair, usually having thick thighs) and now (febuary 2021) confessed his love for women of the black race. he also should thank his second in charge (sam070_) for all the land they got on the minecraft server compasscraft.mc.gg

oh wow EpicCringeLord sure does love black women

by compasscraft_enjoyer February 26, 2021

Ephen

The best dude ever. Period. He is the definition of a genius. If he is your friend you will surely be impressed by his amazing knowledge in science and maths. Every question you ever asks him, he will answer it but in the most complicated and convoluted way possible.

Ephen is also a nerd, but more. If you ever wage a competition against him, prepare for him to try everything he can to win you in the fight. He is always amazing at what he loves to do, and excels at everything

Ephen also has great witty humour. His jokes are cleverly added into conversations and makes chatting with him so much fun.

If you are a close friend with Ephen, you will be influenced by his great wisdom, knowledge and humour. He is also really kind, caring and loyal to people who he trust. Ephen is someone really special. Fen da best.

boy 1: who do u sit next to in science exam
boy 2: i sit next to ephen
boy 1: oh ur so lucky

ephen: so we have to use this mathematical formula then use this method and this othwr equation, then apply that theory and we got the first step down, 19 more to go.
everyone else: what's that alien language

boy 1: what is 1+1?
boy 2: 2
ephen: well... not really. 1+1 is not neccesarily 2. There could be a parallel universe where people uses the binary system to count and 2 doesn't exist, or another parallel universe where math is different from our universe. A vacumn decay could also happen due to quantum tunneling, and the laws of physics changed...
boy 1 and 2: ok....

boy 1: who's your best friend?
boy 2: ephen
boy 1: woah your so lucky

boy 1: i use this strat where i...
ephen: actually, it could be 10% faster if you...

boy 1: ephen da best
ephen: nahhh

by ChezzyEfunBoi January 17, 2021