Dumb Bullshit Sauce

Refers to a moment within video games, where a player guides his/her avatar through a difficult section of the game, only to have the avatar FAIL during a cut scene. Said failure may include, but is not limited to being shot, falling into a trap, or trusting a character who is obviously your enemy pretending to be your friend.

So I fight my way through the covenant in the last scene of Halo: Reach, only to die in the cut scene. It was dumb bullshit sauce.

by micesmack December 14, 2011

Dumb bitch syndrome

Just being a person doing dumb shit, generally named Sara

Wow she has a bad case of dumb bitch syndrome

by Fuckyochickenstrips- March 10, 2019

dumb shit

a person that is stupid, retarded, or just plain ignorant; a combination of a dumbass and a shithead; also known as an asshead

kyle: yesturday my little brother van was playing videogames while jacking off and he squirted himself in the eye
jack: wow! your brother's such a dumb shit

by p.o.b.forever December 25, 2009

Dumb Florida Moron

Something Tommy Vercetti says in the video game GTA Vice City.

(Obviously a Northerner making fun of Southerners.)

*Pedestrian drives car into Pole*

Tommy Vercetti: Dumb Florida Moron

by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020

dumb bitch

There are many Dumb Bitches in society, I would like to direct your attention to a special breed of Dumb Bitch. The English illiterate bitch. The kind of Dumb Bitch who for no reason at all capitalizes words. Now even though they're functionally illiterate that is no excuse to butcher the English language.

"ii KNoW yOo dUn GoT tHat PiCtuRE oN THEiiR!!! hAHa N ii ONLii GoT 2 MySpACEs haha ii aM A DuMb BiTcH"

by ArchibaldLipschitz December 25, 2007

Dumb Bitch

A stripper who marries her Dealer. A stripper that gives birth to her dealer's children. Any girl that used the words "my baby daddy, in reference to her children's father.

1.That girl is such a dumb bitch that she married her dealer. That isn't going to end well!
2. When asked who she is engaged in conversation with, a dumb bitch will answer, "oh that ain't nobody, that's just my baby daddy!"

by UrMom420 May 18, 2011

dumb blonde

a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde hair (usually bleached). Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars today), yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up.

1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
...

'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ...

I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ...

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN

2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes.

3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand together behind the President no matter what he says or does. Need I say anymore?

4. I dated a girl with bleached hair in college. She's got knowledge and refinement but she is quite an airhead, an educated fool. She'd tell me, the professor of the class we were in together and practically everyone we ran into on a date her life story and all the things me and her did. What do ya know?

5.

Q: How did the dumb blonde correct a mistake on a report on her computer?

A: She used Wite-Out on the computer screen!

6. I like women of all hair colors. Not every blonde woman is a dumb blonde.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 27, 2009