Desk Diving

The action performed by a person, usually an on-site IT technician, of installing or disconnecting cables for a desktop personal computer.

I've been desk diving all morning. I had four PCs to install.

by Bosco56 December 18, 2009

deviantART

A website where you can share your art with the whole world. Founded in August 2000, it's been there before Twitter, YouTube, and even Facebook. You can submit your art, or if you don't have an art-making program in the computer, you can check out something called deviantART muro, which is a great substitute. You can even making a living in the website, by selling Prints and deviations, or art, as Premium Content. There are Premium Members that can customize their page into unique pieces of art. Membership or not, you can still customize your page by using thumb codes, which are simple codes that allow other people's deviations to show up on your page. You can also make Groups of a specific topic. That's all, but if you want more, see the excitement for yourself at www.deviantart.com!

deviantART is so cool.

by aCrAzYsOmEbOdYyEaH February 1, 2014

Davian

This guy thinks he can ball but really he cant make an underbasket. Brags about everything and is hated by everyone. Thinks he is a playboy but no girls want to talk to him

He just like a Davian

by TacoShiro October 15, 2019

dumpster diving

The process of going down or eating out a woman's vagina. The vagina represents a dumpster with the individual performing the act thus representing a person(possibly a hobo or a trashman) getting trash out of the dumpster.

Jimmy got really drunk at that party and totally ended up going dumpster diving on Laura; she was quite ripe.

by dhme September 4, 2009

Divine Mandate

When you go with another man on a date to a homosexual site

Bill and John went on a date the other day to Build-a-Bear factory

Oh wow what a Divine Mandate!!!

by 69 guru April 2, 2010

helmet diving

The act of inserting one's penile helmet or the helmet of one's penis into the vaginal canal of a woman

Bobby and Gina decided it was a great time to go helmet diving.

by JGammizle February 20, 2011

Muff-Diving

Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.

Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."

by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017